Picture of John

Here's an old picture of John that I came across recently. John is on the couch and there's a gentlemen friend that John met shortly before he left. If you've seen John, please contact findjohnhill@hotmail.com with any information.

Metal Gear Solid 4 Boxarts Revealed!

We finally got a glimpse today of what the box art will look like for Metal Gear Solid 4, coming out for the PS3 in June. I'm really looking forward to this game, but I have to admit, I'm not too impressed with the artwork. Sorry, just my opinion.

FindJohnHill Review of Rolling Rock: Rock Green Light

Come on, you actually came here for a review of Rolling Rock beer. Look, it's $4.99 for a six pack; how good could it be?

I'll tell you, this is some of the worst beer I've had. No sophisticated beer drinker would be caught dead holding one of these. Incidentally, this was one of John's favorite beers. In fact, we had a hard time keeping it from him usually.

On the positive side, when you're done with it, the bottle makes an excellent ash tray; and for that reason I'll give it 1.5 out of 5 instead of 1 out of 5.

Our Review of the Millionaire League

OK, here it is plain and simple. I'm not exactly new to the internet marketing game, so I've almost seen it all at this point.

The Millionaire League is a website that basically claims to be able to teach you how to make an income online. Of course, you have to pay for a membership, which is $47. There is a $74 membership as well, which provides a little more resources. It is a one time fee and not recurring. Ok, fine I payed for the $74 membership hoping I would discover some untapped way to make money online. Not quite.

Don't get me wrong, the material covered in his ebook tutorials is good, it just wasn't anything I haven't heard or done myself before. The same goes for the videos. I do wish, however, that I would have found this site a lot earlier because I could have used it before I'd done all the leg work myself and saved a lot of time.

I would only recommend this to people just starting out. For beginners it's great. You'll learn stuff fast that you can implement almost immediately. However, if you've already begun making money online and have spent the hours of research that I have, chances are that you won't learn anything new here.

And by the way, if you are a beginner looking to get a fast start and want to buy this membership, opt for the $47 one. I can't really justify paying $74 for the extra videos.

P.S. His sales page is amazing. I'd give him an A+ for that alone.

John Hill: The Blockbuster Rap

This is a little poem/rap thrown together for our friend John. Remembering old times...

In ninety-seven movies and games were what you knew

Workin' at B-buster was the shit for you

There from four to close, baggin lots of hoes

'till Tom Cardinal said "man, this kid really blows"

You finally had enough and said "fuck this shit"

You told you boss Carrie to suck yo' dick

They kicked your ass out and you lost yo' job

When your wife found out, she slapped yo' little knob

Broke and distraught, you were lookin' for a meal

You went down to Kroger's and worked a deal

They said "what's your story", you said your name was John

They said "here mother fucker, put this apron on"

Now your makin' eight bucks, you had nothin' to wear

You said "fuck this gay shit, I'm outta here"

It was back to Cinncy, you left yo' big wife

You were out of Columbus, time to start a new life

Great job, John!

Devil May Cry 4 Review for PS3

Well, Devil May Cry 4 was released February 5, 2008 for the PS3 and let me just say that John would have loved it. The game starts you off as Nero who is new to the series. At the beginning, you're in some kind of church service and Dante busts through a window and kills a guy referred to as "his holiness". A battle ensues between the two of you which is more of a training sequence. Dante escapes and from there the game takes off.

The cinemas and voice acting are top notch, and the controls are tight like the others in the series. I'm not going to go into a long review of it because you can find that anywhere. Instead, I will share with you how I think John would have seen it:

Graphics - pretty good

Sound - it's good

Controls - they're fine

Difficulty - not bad

Score - 8/10

New Trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!

The new highly anticipated Indiana Jones trailer was released today online. Ol' John would have certainly appreciated this one. Hopefully, wherever he's at right now, he has access to this trailer.

Our Review of Bookmarking Demon

Bookmarking Demon is a program that allows you to submit your articles or posts to multiple bookmarking websites at the same time. If you don't know what bookmarking sites are, go look it up Dummy! For anyone who knows what bookmarking websites are, you'd know that this can be extremely time consuming.

This program saves me literally hours of article submissions when I want to get the word out about a new article or video we've just posted. Sure, you can go to OnlyWire.com which claims to do the same thing for free, but good luck trying to get it to work. It only submits it to about 1-2 out of 20 of the bookmarking sites. So, if you want to get serious about increasing your site traffic, check out a program that actually works.