A Man of Steel

Jonathon Hill, a man made of steel
There isn't a man before whom he'd kneel
With an iron determination he left us one day
If it wasn't for a woman, we'd swear he was gay

T'was a big beauty with plenty of kids
John took on the challenge and now they're his
They respect him as a father and love their new dad
Even though underneath, John's but a wee lad

Come home to us John, we miss you so much
Your boyish charm and your feminine touch
You belong with your friends who never do you wrong
Come home you big asshole and we'll sing you a song